by Thomas Keister

Man, just when I thought needless government legislation on how people live their lives couldn't get any more petty, now comes word of a proposal under consideration by the New Jersey State Board of Cosmetology and Hairstyling to ban genital waxing. Yeah, I hear ya. I had to read that twice myself, even after typing it. More to the popular phrasing, New Jersey wants to ban the Brazilian wax. Yeah, I hear ya. What the hell?

Apparently, despite the fact a good portion of the salons in the state have been offering the service for years, genital waxing is illegal. New Jersey allows most anything else to be waxed, but officials say it hasn't been spelled out. Oh, my fault. I thought they were laws once they were written down on something, you know, like paper.

Some salon owners said the proposal would drive people to waxing themselves, going out of state for below the belt gardening, or going to unlicensed salons. That was something I did not expect to learn in my daily quest for news and knowledge, that there is a black market for Brazilian waxes in New Jersey. Outlaw bikini waxer doesn't exactly sound like a title that would earn one much respect in the joint. Maybe steady work, but probably not much respect.

According to a yeshole from the state's Division of Consumer Affairs, the proposal is due to two complaints from women who were injured and hospitalized. Okay, I see where this is going. Out of hundreds, maybe thousands of procedures, probably even more, two people get hurt, so now the logical thing to do is ban it outright? I mean holy damn, are we turning back into Britain here? Worse yet, in a recession, for a state agency to enact a measure that would either drive a service out of the state, or underground, either way removing the tax revenue that service brings in, is irresponsible and more than a little asinine. What, I wonder, would be the amount of money New Jersey loses out on if this goes through? I'm just curious to see what the price tag will be for trying to deprive the men of New Jersey and parts of New York some smooth poonani. Garden State? Garden State, indeed.

by Inside the Squared Circle

by ppdingles

In Paris Hilton's latest blog post on myspace, she updates her fans of her upcoming birthday party and that she hopes they all come join her to celebrate. The following is the actual blog post...

"Hey Everyone!! Hope you all are having a great week and are as happy as I am. Life is really good. Ive been crazy busy with work. I just got back from a business trip to Tokyo, It was amazing! I Love it over there, everyone is so sweet.
Just wanted to let you know that if your in Las Vegas this weekend or are thinking of going down, I will be there this weekend celebrating my birthday once again Vegas style. The big party is this Saturday, March 7 at the club Body English inside the Hard Rock Hotel. It's going to be a crazy unforgettable weekend and I can't wait! Hope to see you there. Love always, Paris xoxo :)"

So how many of these nutjobs that think because she "invited" them, think are going to be able to actually just walk right in this party and have a drink with her. I'm betting almost all of them will try or at least think they could. Security will end up beating the shit out of almost 90% of her fans at the door.

Then you got the stalkers that think this is their ticket in, this is the open door to finally be next to her and all her STD's. However after about 15 hits to the skull from some blunt object they will be drinking a steak dinner from a straw. Seriously does anybody think this is for real? Sure she is going to party in Las Vegas for her Birthday but guess what...your really NOT invited! Hate to break it to you that way and ruin all your allowance that you have saved to go to Vegas but it isn't going to happen.

Unless you or your parents make at least 7 figures a year, you are not going to get anywhere near the breathing poster child for abortion.
Save your money and go rent one of her movies, that way you can be disapointed at home for a lot less money and trouble.

Oh by the way, Bigfoot will be running under the Libertarian party ticket in 2012.

by Inside the Squared Circle

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