by Thomas Keister

Heavy indeed is the head that wears the crown...this past Monday, the Royal Variety Performance was held in Blackpool, and in going with tradition, Queen Elizabeth II was in attendance. Poor woman. Not that I am dogging all the performers, which this year included Whoopi Goldberg, Chaka Khan, Lulu, and Bette Midler, but I can only imagine what the 83-year-old monarch thought of being subjected to not only Lady Gaga but Miley Cyrus, who decided the best course of action was to come as close as humanly possible to displaying her schoochie to Her Majesty. Hopefully, next year whoever's in charge of putting the performance together won't think of subjecting the Queen to a lap dance from one of the skanks from VH1's Rock of Love...

by Free Rein Media,

Season 1  :  Ep. 10
Demetri and Mark disregard Wedeck's orders.

by Thomas Keister

Yeah, you already know who this is. For those of you not in the know, this is Emma Watson, of Harry Potter fame. Watson, who is currently studying at Brown University in Rhode Island, took the Thanksgiving holiday to meet her boyfriend in Jamaica, where this picture was snapped by someone who gets paid way too much to do his job. Why this is news to anyone is a mystery, but all I will say on the matter is stand up straight, woman! This could have been a hot picture, even with the having a bad day look (whatever that can be when one is rich and in Jamaica), but now it just seems like the kind of picture a lazy fanboy jerks off to.