by Thomas Keister

Holy damn, this poor unfortunate woman has to have her breasts airbrushed on every morning? I enjoy an optical illusion as much as the next person, but damn, can't Victoria's Secret develop the next big thing to help her out? I mean, honestly, what happens if it rains? She is attractive enough, but there's a lot to be said for a woman whose cleavage is slowly staining her shirt while waiting at a traffic light.

While it was hard not to think that initially, the woman is actually getting body art applied at last February's Cape Town edition of Sexpo, the world's sexual lifestyle and health expo. Me personally, I'm waiting for body art that requires 3D glasses. That would be one hell of a lap dance right there...