by Thomas Keister

Yeah, okay...I think we get enough stories about the quality of the air we breath every week, month, year, or what have you, to fill a small annual digest for people to thump and demand changes.

Unfortunately, this story takes place in Spain, so any protestations regarding the air quality will ultimately have the same impact they would have here in the United States, slim to nil.

A recent study shows that the air in Madrid and Barcelona not only contains smog, but trace amounts of amphetamines, opiates, cannabinoids, lysergic acid, and most prominently, cocaine.

Well, then. Party time in Spain. Just how many drugs are done in Madrid and Barcelona were it just hangs in the fucking air? No damn wonder they are always so cool with the running of the bulls, plus, while we're on the subject, how the hell did they pull off holding an Olympic Games in Barcelona? I mean, how the hell did anyone pass a drug test? You can't tell me this is something that has just popped up overnight, this is something that had to build up over time.

Since this story broke, look for Barcelona and Madrid to be invaded in short order, by an unprecedented wave of douchebaggery...and the best part, they will be "relaxing" in the cool Spanish air...until the inevitable celebutard behavior breaks out.