by ppdingles

From WonderWall

Paris Hilton has been banned from the Las Vegas Wynn resort where she was allegedly caught in possession of cocaine last week. The socialite and her boyfriend Cy Waits were driving along Sin City's famous Strip when their car was pulled over by cops, who chose to search the vehicle after allegedly smelling marijuana coming from the vehicle.

Waits was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence and Hilton asked police to escort her into the nearby Wynn resort, so she could relieve herself.

Suspicious police officers insisted the celebrity place her purse on a table in a security room, prompting Hilton to ask if she could retrieve her lip balm.

Lt. Dennis Flynn of the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department says, "As she began to open it, I saw a small (stash) of what I believed to be cocaine in a clear baggy begin to fall from the purse and into my hand."

Hilton told the officer the cocaine was not hers and she thought it was gum.

She was subsequently detained under suspicion of cocaine possession.

And now Wynn spokeswoman Jennifer Dunne insists the hotel heiress will no longer be permitted inside Wynn Las Vegas properties.

The ban comes days after nightclub boss Waits was reportedly fired from his job as managing partner of the Tryst Nightclub at Wynn and XS The Nightclub at Encore, another Wynn resort.

Hilton faces up to four years in prison and a $5,000fine after prosecutors in Clark County, Nevada charged her with felony possession of a controlled substance on Tuesday.

The socialite will return to Las Vegas on Oct. 27 for arraignment.

Ladies and Gentlemen, they don't get much more dumber than this.  She thought the cocaine was gum. Her boundaries of dumb have no limits. Plus this comes after she denied pot allegations from Europe.

In the end she won't serve jail time(once again)and will more than likely get a slap on the wrist and a small fine. Also I'm sure the people at the Wynn will life the ban once they need some good skank to help boost attendance at their nightclubs.  Once again the system will fail us but until it does, join me in a hearty laugh won't you!

1. Regardless of who said it first, the evidence is mounting on America becoming a Third World country, and the politicians are either too gutless or brainless to do anything about it.

2. Angry over a "No Fat Girls" policy at a party? Why don't you go to a "Only Fat Girls" party?

3. I'm not sure exactly where "tell-all about horny clowns" fits on my list, but I'm pretty sure it's right below getting a third degree burn. On my cock.

4. Rod Blagojevich will probably make more for being an utter fuckwit this year than I will probably make in my lifetime.

5. The French surrendered an afternoon of swimming to a piece of driftwood. I'd say I give up, but the French might hear me, counter-surrender, and then we'd have the worst stand-off ever. Or until France re-surrenders to me, whichever happens first.

6. If you takeaway anything from tonight's show, take the link to the AlterNet story we covered, and read the whole article. Twice.

Links to the stories we covered on air this week:

America Becoming a Third World Country?

No Fat GIrls in the Club?

A Bozo the Clown tell-all?

Rod Blagojevich Rides Again!

France surrenders to driftwood. Film at eleven.

U.S. occupation of Iraq. The real toll on Iraq.

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-Apparently, the city of San Francisco not only hates small business, but it's not too fond of the handicapped.

-The Federal government needs to worry about fixing the educational system in this country rather than holding a school's funding hostage because some idiot freshman just had to download the new Radiohead album.

-With House Resolution 1553 running amok through Congress, you kind of have to wonder how many fights the U.S is willing to get into or instigate from the sidelines to keep justifying a runaway military budget.

-The fact a robber called a Wendy's back twice after robbing it to complain about his take just tells me it's a 3-1 bet that joint's getting hit again in a month or so.

-It's not like you really need another reason to avoid eating McDonald's, but for a particularly disturbing one, check out the link posted at Facebook.com/ProbablyUncalledFor and click the like button while you're at it!

Links for the stories we covered on air last night:

http://badgerherald.com/news/2010/07/20/file_sharing_to_get_.php

http://www.amconmag.com/blog/2010/07/27/who-voted-for-war-with-iran-mr-obama/

http://www.stltoday.com/news/national/article_3519de2e-9dc6-11df-80e9-00127992bc8b.html

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/08/02/technology/02traffic.html?_r=1&ref=global-home

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by Thomas Keister

It is not very often (read: rarely at best) that I find myself in agreement with talk radio colleague Michael Savage, but one thing I can completely agree on with Dr. Savage is his notion that the city of San Francisco has completely lost its fucking mind. Case in point- the ongoing battle between Greg Schoepp and the Mayor's Office of Disability.

Schoepp, who has been in a wheelchair for 30 years since being shot by a home invader (remember the good old days when we could still call them burglars?), is in the process of opening a medicinal marijuana dispensary, has run smack dab into the gears of a city powered by dumbassery.

The property that Schoepp is renting is a former chiropractor's office. The issue? The city is making Schoepp roll through miles of red tape, and for no reason other than to handicap a legal business from opening its doors. In its role as a chiropractic practice, the building at 2139 Taraval Street passed all the access tests conducted by the Department of Building Inspection. That was all well and good, but a medicinal marijuana dispensary? Time for the second set of rules.

Unlike any other business in the whole of San Francisco, medicinal marijuana dispensaries do not go through the Department of Building Inspection, but the Mayor's Office of Disability. Guess which office has more stringent access rules? Yep, the MOD. Guess which office wants to require Schoepp to not only build a seven foot tunnel/entryway at the front door (and that's AFTER requiring him to level the sidewalk out front)? Yep, the MOD. Given the way this seems to be leading, guess which office is probably going to make Schoepp hang in limbo for the next year or so as he makes his way through the appeals process? You guessed it- the MOD. I would give the winners a cigar, but I just don't feel like filling out the mountain-like molehill of forms San Francisco probably requires just for that.

Proposition 215 may have won over the voters' hearts in California, but typically, it has quickly degenerated into the same, tired, run-of-the-mill excuse for even more government, as ham-fisted and unnecessary as one has come to expect all too often in this country anymore. A budget-strapped state such as California does itself no favor making it more trouble to open a business than it is realistically worth. I will not even begin to touch on the irony that the lady responsible for this boondoggle, Supervisor Michela Alioto-Pier, is a wheelchair user herself. I wonder if the ramp she uses to get on her high horse is up to specs.

As a final thought, I almost want to tell Schoepp to say hell with it, cut his losses, round up some day laborers, have them make all the modifications, and quite possibly even physically carry the customers through the front freakin' door. Knowing this guy's luck, while he would no doubt score points with La Raza, he would also wind up being those rarest of birds - a business owner actually busted for employing undocumented workers.

by Thomas Keister

It gets less and less surprising by the day. Now, the Obama administration is cutting the villain formerly known as Blackwater Worldwide a deal for numerous and various violations of U.S. export control regulations in Sudan, Iraq, and who knows how many other places.

In deciding not to bring criminal charges, the U.S. government and Xe Services are in the process of negotiating a "multimillion dollar fine" to put the whole matter to bed.

That's convenient. If Xe Services had been indicted on any charges, it could have spelled the end of them doing business with the U.S. government, and if they can't do business with our government, then how in the hell are they expected to do business wherever and with whoever they damn well please with little or no accountability? I mean, they have recently been awarded new contracts worth over $200 million, so it wasn't like the gravy train was seriously in danger of being derailed.

Why, what would happen if we weren't busy flushing this extra amount of cash down the crapper in relation to Iraq and Afghanistan? Would Obama have to actually take that timetable seriously? Would military yesman David Petraeus be able to magically recreate the nothing he accomplished in Iraq in Afghanistan without the backup of taxpayer-overpaid mercaneries to do whatever the hell it is they are paid to halfass over there? I think we both know the answers to those questions.

This is quickly becoming the way the legacy of Obama is going to be remembered. This whole "hope and change" has become the equivilent of repainting the car instead of fixing the engine, but never losing that smile on your face as you remain stranded in the driveway.

Last night's episode of Burn Notice.

Last night's episode of Royal Pains starring The Big Show.