by ppdingles

In Paris Hilton's latest blog post on myspace, she updates her fans of her upcoming birthday party and that she hopes they all come join her to celebrate. The following is the actual blog post...

"Hey Everyone!! Hope you all are having a great week and are as happy as I am. Life is really good. Ive been crazy busy with work. I just got back from a business trip to Tokyo, It was amazing! I Love it over there, everyone is so sweet.
Just wanted to let you know that if your in Las Vegas this weekend or are thinking of going down, I will be there this weekend celebrating my birthday once again Vegas style. The big party is this Saturday, March 7 at the club Body English inside the Hard Rock Hotel. It's going to be a crazy unforgettable weekend and I can't wait! Hope to see you there. Love always, Paris xoxo :)"

So how many of these nutjobs that think because she "invited" them, think are going to be able to actually just walk right in this party and have a drink with her. I'm betting almost all of them will try or at least think they could. Security will end up beating the shit out of almost 90% of her fans at the door.

Then you got the stalkers that think this is their ticket in, this is the open door to finally be next to her and all her STD's. However after about 15 hits to the skull from some blunt object they will be drinking a steak dinner from a straw. Seriously does anybody think this is for real? Sure she is going to party in Las Vegas for her Birthday but guess what...your really NOT invited! Hate to break it to you that way and ruin all your allowance that you have saved to go to Vegas but it isn't going to happen.

Unless you or your parents make at least 7 figures a year, you are not going to get anywhere near the breathing poster child for abortion.
Save your money and go rent one of her movies, that way you can be disapointed at home for a lot less money and trouble.

Oh by the way, Bigfoot will be running under the Libertarian party ticket in 2012.

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