Man, oh jeez, oh wow...Jessica Simpson apparently fucking ate Tony Romo whole, or maybe just the slowest of her roadies...either way, bitch needs to dress herself, cause this almost made us want to masturbate to her younger sister, and honestly, even after the plastic surgery, we'd rather beat our meat with a cheese grater than look at either of them. Or was that we'd rather beat our meat with a cheese grater than listen to them sing, talk, choke to death on a ten-inch black rubber fist...? We forget sometimes, but the principle is roughly the same.