So there I was, skimming through the ads in the back of the Louisville Eccentric Observer, a free weekly newspaper more commonly known as the LEO, when I spied this ad, nestled right near the beginning of the whole mess. I know. You can't freakin' read that. Hold on a second, and I'll fix that.

What in the bluest of damns is a dipolma? I'm glad to see the Continental Academy offers dipolmas that are fast, affordable, and accredited, but I think the question at hand is can they offer the thing with the correct fucking spelling? I haven't been to this no-doubt prestigious institution's website, but if you should decide to brave it, head on over. Hope the spellchecker got the rest of the stuff right.