Ok, we get it. It's May, and that means all manner of spring dances and proms all over the country, if not the world. While we have been to three or four proms in our day (back in the day, that is), we have never seen anything quite like this, uh...er...hair style. What kind of fucked-up bet, we wonder, led to this. Next time, just bet sex. Probably a lot less painful and humiliating than posing for a treasured memory looking like this hot mess here. We're just saying...