by ppdingles
With the new Transformers movie set to hit theaters at midnight tonight, I did a web search and found some interesting things regarding Transformers. Some awesome and some not.
Real life Transformers?
After the successful video game performances GAME OVER, seen by more than 12 millions people around the world, after winning a 2007 You Tube Video Award for creative content with the video-film Human TETRIS, the Swiss/French artist Guillaume Reymond presents a new amazing project:
TRANSFORMERS – Giant robots invade the Earth
This series of performances brings together different types of vehicles, gathering them according to a precise choreography, and creating what looks from the sky like gigantic robots.
Transformers Shoes.
Of course they are smaller than normal shoes so you can't wear them(unless you have very tiny feet)but still a pretty cool item to have.
But not all is well in the Transformers universe. I found these during my web search as well. Lets pray these don't exist because face it, this shit is wrong.
Somethingawful.com reveals images of Transformers toys getting some feminine touch. I hope these are just prototypes and not selling in stores. I really don’t want to see my niece throwing away her Barbie dolls and start grabbing one of these transformers that transforms themselves into a pony,
sewing machine,
hairdryer, etc. And look what they did to Optimus Prime (last photo).
Are you shitting me? A sewing machine? What's next will Optimus Prime yell "Autobots, transform and....fix this tear in my shirt."
This is just wrong. My little pony now can change into a Robot. Hell no. But it gets worse.
This is really pushing it now. Megatron is a total Badass Motherfucker!!! Period!!! And now he is available to dry your hair with his laser cannon???
Somebody is gonna get a beat down, but wait the best(or worst)is yet to come.
What the Fuck! A pink Optimus Prime.....with a blonde wig. This is BULLSHIT. How dare somebody disgrace the good Transformers name. Yes I understand the need to make the brand appeal to girls as well as boys but this is way too much! Some emo homo probably thought of all these as a way to get in touch with his feminie side. Die Motherfucker!!!
In closing I'm more excited about the new Transformers movie than I was the first time I got laid. Seriously! It will be the best movie of the summer and any sissy in front of me in line with a pink Optimus Prime will get my foot up his ass.
But I couldn't end this post on a sour note. Enjoy these super cool Transformers and the last one is designed for the ladies without any of the previous bullshit.
Now that's a Transformer I WANT to see the ladies play with.
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