by Thomas Keister

Yeah, this is how you want it ot go down in the papers. Jeffery Moore, a 19-year-old mushroom afficianado in Manatee County, Florida was arrested and face  charges after being busted with three others in a cow pasture hunting psychedelic shrooms. Moore was discovered with a crossbow and a sling shot. Moore's excuse? Protection. Not from the Black Knight, but from the cows in the pasture, should they come at him. Wow. If ever there was a reason not to be allowed  to handle anything sharper than a cheese omelet, it's being afraid of getting rolled by cows while you are trying to drum up some magic mushrooms. Absolutely, positively the WORST case scenario for a drug deal gone wrong in the history of the known universe.