by Korah Kay

I can see it now, "St. Michael Jackson!" There was a letter in the paper the other day going on about how many millions of dollars Jackson has donated to various charities, but I notice the writer failed to mention how many millions of dollars Jackson spent to make child molestation charges go away!

You do not pay out millions of dollars for something you are innocent of doing! Of course, he was not the only pervert in the mix. I'm talking about the parents that were more interested in the amount of money they could make off their kids' suffering, than in gaining justice for them! Something tells me you are gonna regret that on down the road, when your kids are pulling the strings and you are in a nursing home. In Guatemala.

Now, people are wondering where Jackson is going to be buried. Yes, sadly it is hardly surprising that people are actually wondering about that. I for one just don't care, just so long as you bury him already- with or without his brain, in concrete or not, at Neverland Ranch or in a shallow ditch - he's been dead for two weeks for God's sake!