by Thomas Keister

Michael Vick, this guy ain't.

Jorge Iglesias, a Wisconsin man who recently got busted for cockfighting, 13 counts' worth, is taking the fight to a slightly different stage, as his lawyer has filed papers claiming the 66 roosters seized from his home are being mistreated at the Dane County Humane Society.

See, people? This guy and his lawyer are fucking geniuses. "I may have been fighting them, but that pales in comparison to what you're doing."

That's like saying "sure, I practice cannibalism, but that guy overcooked dinner last night."

I'm gonna love seeing where this one goes...