by Thomas Keister

Yeah, you already know who this is. For those of you not in the know, this is Emma Watson, of Harry Potter fame. Watson, who is currently studying at Brown University in Rhode Island, took the Thanksgiving holiday to meet her boyfriend in Jamaica, where this picture was snapped by someone who gets paid way too much to do his job. Why this is news to anyone is a mystery, but all I will say on the matter is stand up straight, woman! This could have been a hot picture, even with the having a bad day look (whatever that can be when one is rich and in Jamaica), but now it just seems like the kind of picture a lazy fanboy jerks off to.