_by Thomas Keister
Fresh on the heels of that discount ho trying to barter sex for McNuggets at a drive-thru out in Los Angeles, I present Misty Marie Kullman, who was charged with misdemeanor prostitution in Cleveland County, North Carolina Tuesday after allegedly performing a sex act on a man for $6. Okay, well if anything, I guess you could say she's twice the ho as them out west.

Police, responding to a suspicious vehicle call, spoke to the driver, and Kullman, the passenger. While Kullman said they were just riding around, the man admitted to paying for a sex act with "a $2 bill, three $1 bills, and an assortment of change," which officers found on Kullman. Wow, I can only imagine what qualifies on the short list of things you never want to see on a police report related to your selling your own body, but the phrase an assortment of change has to be near or at the top. Right below the venerable Chicken McNugget.

While Kullman was arrested, and is slated to appear in Cleveland County District Court on Friday, the man gave police a written statement and was released with no charges. Damn, that's some shit. You would think the lengths some cities and counties will go to shame men busted for solicitation, they would already have a billboard saved for the cheap bastard that scored six dollar pussy.

The rate prostitution stories seem to be going lately, it's only a matter of time before we hear of a hooker getting busted for running a Groupon special...