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by Thomas Keister

Okay, so according to an NBC News-Wall Street Journal poll released Thursday, Newt Gingrich leads Mitt Romney among Republican voters, but is breathing in quite a bit of dust in second place behind President Obama.

That poll accomplishes little more than reinforcing my belief the Republicans are just going through the motions, hoping a new wave of fresh, relevant challengers can be found in 2016, after Obama has run out of time and if there is anything left to be in charge of. If the debates in Florida showed anything, it's that the two frontrunners for the Republican presidential nomination are more interested in a territorial pissing match over who has what in their stock portfolios.

Who gives a fuck? Seriously, who gives a single gram of fuck what the hell Mitt Romney or Newt Gingrich or Ron Paul or any of the candidates invest in, as long as it's legal? Why the hell wouldn't either Romney or Gingrich invest in Fannie Mae? Romney is not a stupid man, and if he can see return in an investment, especially one that's been propped up by the government for decades, then why shouldn't he make a buck on the investment?

If Newt Gingrich is on the Fannie Mae payroll, whether it's minimum wage (yeah, I hear ya...please save the uncontrollable laughter for the end) or the $25,000 a month or whatever he was getting, then why wouldn't he invest back in the company? Not entirely unheard of, investing in a company you work for. Thank God I am not running for President, because I have been guilty of owning stock in company I worked for. Some of the companies, I even hated, but they were making a profit, they had the blindingly good common sense and American good taste to hire me (even if that was the singular fucking thing they did right during my tenure), so why not earn a handful of loose change a year in dividends?

Getting beyond the irony of two multimillionaires arguing over who has the interest of the middle class best at heart, which is rather like two silent movie villains arguing over who used the better knot in tying the damsel in distress to the tracks, what is going to be the next hot button non-issue? Are we going to see interviews with people who remember back to the 80s, when one of the candidates was not kind and did not rewind? Will the last minute knockout punch be an old photo of a candidate parking in the handicapped space in front of a 7-11 to run in and grab a 20 ounce Mountain Dew and two scratch-offs? Whatever it is, will it at least be slightly less ridiculous than the two examples I'm running with?...

_by Thomas Keister
Fresh on the heels of that discount ho trying to barter sex for McNuggets at a drive-thru out in Los Angeles, I present Misty Marie Kullman, who was charged with misdemeanor prostitution in Cleveland County, North Carolina Tuesday after allegedly performing a sex act on a man for $6. Okay, well if anything, I guess you could say she's twice the ho as them out west.

Police, responding to a suspicious vehicle call, spoke to the driver, and Kullman, the passenger. While Kullman said they were just riding around, the man admitted to paying for a sex act with "a $2 bill, three $1 bills, and an assortment of change," which officers found on Kullman. Wow, I can only imagine what qualifies on the short list of things you never want to see on a police report related to your selling your own body, but the phrase an assortment of change has to be near or at the top. Right below the venerable Chicken McNugget.

While Kullman was arrested, and is slated to appear in Cleveland County District Court on Friday, the man gave police a written statement and was released with no charges. Damn, that's some shit. You would think the lengths some cities and counties will go to shame men busted for solicitation, they would already have a billboard saved for the cheap bastard that scored six dollar pussy.

The rate prostitution stories seem to be going lately, it's only a matter of time before we hear of a hooker getting busted for running a Groupon special...

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by Thomas Keister
Holy crap- could this be the kingmaker? Chuck Norris endorsed Newt Gingrich
right before yesterday's South Carolina primary, and lo and behold: a big-time
win for Gingrich:

Newt Gingrich: 40%
Mitt Romney: 28%
Rick Santorum: 17%
Rep. Ron Paul: 13%

Think that's a strong win? Gingrich scored 38% of women voters, 44% of  "last-minute deciders," and a
2 to 1 win over Rick Santorum with "born-again evangelical voters." While it statistically may be a strong win, I am not personally  impressed. 

Okay, I might be a little shocked over the 38% of women  voters- that just tells me 38% of the women voters participating in the South Carolina primary are either trophy wives, comfortable with the idea of an open marriage, or women who have had affairs with Gingrich in the past. Yeah...burn that image into your mind- Newt Gingrich as the  Wilt Chamberlain of South Carolina. 

Last-minute deciders?  Really? When the hell did that become a demographic, and more importantly, how the hell would the pollsters know? Last-minute deciders being counted as a voting demographic creates a whole new  aspect to the political game- impulse voting. That's a fairly terrifying thought that the politicians are figuring out to target the short attention span crowd. That's really who they want, those who love them  long enough to get elected, then can't remember why they voted the  candidate in to
begin with. Hold on, from the looks of things, President Obama already mastered that in 2008.

So, according to Rick Santorum, there have been three primaries with  three
winners. Not so fast, pal. First, Iowa couldn't even run their  primary without
losing a crapload of votes, leading them to then declare they weren't going to
declare a winner, right before they turn around  and declared a winner.
Bullshit. You only get half-credit when the Iowa  GOP resorts to professional
wrestling style story arcs to try and stay  relevant after pooching their one
moment in the sun every four years.

I was looking forward to this primary so I could try and handicap the  next
dropout. With Gingrich performing sluggishly in the polls, and his  own implied
importance on a strong finish being the only thing to keep  the campaign alive,
I joined a few people in predicting the end for  Newt. Who woulda thunk
it?

So where does this leave my  previously predicted three man race heading into the Florida primary at  the end of the month? Mitt Romney's going to have to stumble a lot  harder before he starts having doubts, Newt apparently just got a can of spinach from Chuck Norris and is back in the fight, and Ron Paul is  going to ride out his farewell campaign to the convention (and beyond?...) Guess that leaves Rick Santorum as the prime candidate for the next fork.

Sure, Santorum enjoyed his fifteen seconds of fame at the top of  the theoretical heap, but who hasn't among past and present GOP  contenders this cycle? Oh, right- Jon Huntsman, but other than him, who  else hasn't? Rick Santorum simply does not have the experience, the  charisma, the ability to beat
President Obama in a debate, nor the  electability to pull it off. There's also the massive douchebag factor  involved.

At this point in the game, I am more interested in seeing who the contenders are kicking around as possible running mates, whether or not Santorum or any of the actual also-rans will re-emerge in a supporting role, and whether or not we will see a new media sensation created from a running mate. God, I hope not. Otherwise the remaining 334 days until the Mayan apocalypse is really going to seem
long...

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by Thomas Keister

Heading into today's South Carolina primary, I really do wish write-in candidates were allowed in that state. Not only would Stephen Colbert's exploratory committee/super PAC thing be even funnier than it is currently, but I think he'd actually win. At least he's being funny on purpose, and that's while being more serious as a comedian than 99% of the politicians are while wasting all of our good air on Capitol Hill. I'd make a joke here about someone needing to write them a ticket for loitering, but seeing how they've already wiped their asses with the Constitution, maybe they are holding out hope the citations are more absorbent...

Yes, on this week's Probably Uncalled For, I did say that if a hooker can not even get the retail value of an order of drive-thru chicken nuggets for that vagina, then maybe he or she deserves to starve to death. It's called natural selection. Trying selling that schoochie for some crack, then ya might get some sympathy...then again, I also said I'd rather pound a $3 hooker than eat anything from a Mickey D's...

Warren Buffett coughed up a check for a whopping $49,000 to help pay down the national debt. Wow, the thimble runneth under...compared to our national debt, not only is $49,000 a futile gesture, it's the equivalent of waving to a hooker- while enjoying your delicious Chicken McNuggets from McDonald's...

Meanwhile, news broke in Canada that Jeffrey Paul Delisle, a sub-lieutenant and intelligence officer in the Royal Canadian Navy, was arrested on suspicion of selling military secrets. Wait, what? Canada has military secrets? They got like what, four boats and seven aircraft? What the hell did this guy sell, the location of the strategic maple syrup reserve, or better, yet...the real Stanley Cup, not the stunt double they give the American teams that win every year. See, now that's a conspiracy theory I can get behind...

_Yeah, we'd blackout tonight in support of SOPA, but we only work the one night a week, and besides, doing this show is too much fucking fun!

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Topics tonight to include, obviously SOPA, a little on Mitt Romney, and why I'm actually going to go to bat for him a bit tonight, and the NYPD might be getting WHAT (WTF?!?)... have to tune in to find out about that one...

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