All I wanted was one magazine and some snack cakes. But it's 11:30 at night and that means there is only one fucking place to go...WAL-MART!
The first of three reasons not to shop there is the toothless, acne face whore with two little bastards running around. She doesn't even look smart enough to tie her shoes yet she is dragging her litter all over the store at almost midnight.
Second, The place is packed as usual with people who think they are saving money and living better and there is only 5 check lanes open. So of course shit is moving slow while I watch about 7 other employees standing around with a thumb up their ass. But I probably wouldn't give a shit either if I was paid like they are.
Finally, I'm in the "Speedy Checkout" lane which is totally bullshit! The sign says 10 items or less so of course this fat gangster wannabe sweating brown gravy who is holding up the line has a fucking cart full of shit. So guess what the cashier does...she rings his ass up.
In the end it took me 25 fucking minutes.....yes you heard me right,
25 FUCKING MINUTES to get through the fucking Speedy Checkout lane and to top it off the whore with the two brats made it out the exit door before I did.