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Talk about a blast from the past! I wrote this with my friends years ago and just now found it on an old site. All the original text is below.
Wtf! I found this old document that me and my friends made up last new years eve when we were wasted. Then showed it to my boss at the time ( who by the way, was gettin drunk right along with us, but shhhh! no one can know!)
Greentree Ten Satisfaction Questionnaire
1. This movie…
a. Completed my life
b. Made me want to seek professional help
c. Inspired me to buy to invest in an anal key
d. I don't remember, I was drunk
2. I felt the staff here…
a. Should suck my dick
b. Are complete dumbasses
c. Both a & b
d. Were pleasant and courteous
e. I don't remember, I was drunk
3. The condition of this building was
a. Dirtier than my mothers house bitch
b. I found the décor quite excellent!
c. I didn't notice, I was drunk.
4. The used condoms I found…
a. disgusted me.... until I realized they were mine.
b. Were delightful suprises that made me hot
c. They kept my kids entertained the entire movie!
d. There were condoms? (I was drunk)
5. The best part of my movie going experience was…
a. The movie
b. The staff
c. Miss Smeltz
d. The bottle of liquor that I snuck in that I got drunk off of