So with only $12 until payday, I decided to take advantage of Subway's $5 footlongs. That's when it came upon me. Some hard wannabe gangsta working behind the counter. He was wearing his Subway visor crooked and to the left. First off slacker your not hard, your not ganagsta and your wearing a Subway visor you fucking loser.
Second he kept looking over by the door as if he was afraid somebody was going to hit on his boyfriend and he would have to pound his pud alone tonight.
Dude, real gangsters would fuck you in the ass and you would love it. Do you think for a few hours, while on the clock, you could stop being and looking like a complete douchebag and make my fucking sandwhich.
So with a shake of my head and a warm toasty sub I left the homo to look hard and ignorant all at the same time.