2. Angry over a "No Fat Girls" policy at a party? Why don't you go to a "Only Fat Girls" party?
3. I'm not sure exactly where "tell-all about horny clowns" fits on my list, but I'm pretty sure it's right below getting a third degree burn. On my cock.
4. Rod Blagojevich will probably make more for being an utter fuckwit this year than I will probably make in my lifetime.
5. The French surrendered an afternoon of swimming to a piece of driftwood. I'd say I give up, but the French might hear me, counter-surrender, and then we'd have the worst stand-off ever. Or until France re-surrenders to me, whichever happens first.
6. If you takeaway anything from tonight's show, take the link to the AlterNet story we covered, and read the whole article. Twice.
Links to the stories we covered on air this week:
America Becoming a Third World Country?
No Fat GIrls in the Club?
A Bozo the Clown tell-all?
Rod Blagojevich Rides Again!
France surrenders to driftwood. Film at eleven.
U.S. occupation of Iraq. The real toll on Iraq.